119: BadBlock:
я, собственно, оттуда и пришёл
там идея в масштабной инвариантности распределения...
ладно пока остановлюсь
спасибо
я то, как оказалось, совсем лох
Хочу все знать - IX: знатокам английского
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122: Незнайка:
После бесполезного Лингво – прям праздник.
После бесполезного Лингво – прям праздник.
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Трудности перевода (переводчицкие перлы):
By the way — Купи дорогу!
Downtown — Город даунов
metal fly - бляха-муха
Notorious murderer - Нотариус-убийца
I'm not a woman you can trust - Я не женщина, поверь мне.
Whatever the case - Что бы в этом кейсе не было
Hungry like the wolf - венгры любят волков
museum of fine arts - музей хороших искусств
Silver is the best conductor of electricity - Сильвер - лучший кондуктор электрички
spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak - Водка ничего, а мясо протухло
I am not like you - Вы мне не нравитесь
- Yeah, peace of cake... - Умираю! Дайте кусочек торта!
The troops were marching - Трупы маршировали
No smoking! - Пиджаки не вешать!
Stop the violence! - Остановите скрипки, пусть скрипки помолчат!
Power plant - энергия растения
I miss my town badly - Я девушка и живу в плохом городе
Give up smoking - дай закурить!
Трудности перевода (переводчицкие перлы):
By the way — Купи дорогу!
Downtown — Город даунов
metal fly - бляха-муха
Notorious murderer - Нотариус-убийца
I'm not a woman you can trust - Я не женщина, поверь мне.
Whatever the case - Что бы в этом кейсе не было
Hungry like the wolf - венгры любят волков
museum of fine arts - музей хороших искусств
Silver is the best conductor of electricity - Сильвер - лучший кондуктор электрички
spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak - Водка ничего, а мясо протухло
I am not like you - Вы мне не нравитесь
- Yeah, peace of cake... - Умираю! Дайте кусочек торта!
The troops were marching - Трупы маршировали
No smoking! - Пиджаки не вешать!
Stop the violence! - Остановите скрипки, пусть скрипки помолчат!
Power plant - энергия растения
I miss my town badly - Я девушка и живу в плохом городе
Give up smoking - дай закурить!
revik пишет:
> про голодных турков видеобоян
Смотрел вроде. Где там голодные турки?
P.S. А!
> про голодных турков видеобоян
Смотрел вроде. Где там голодные турки?
P.S. А!
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demien
"трудности перевода" ))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aW7NFSGklM
this one dedicated to all badman
whether ya from Manchester or London
whether ya from north London or Brixton
(?) push up in a hand
fi nom i nom two
si flow dan a killa road show
all my brothers are mi roll deep bro
you don't wanna brush or step on wi shoe
you know I say true
mi nom i nom three
put in the Ganja take out the seed
for all a me intelligent people
pon di road side we a smoke weed
yes indeed, thats what we need,
four, one time we talk and nah talk no more
sight dem boy and wi kick off the door
kick of dem door and wi run up wid tha four four
you don't wana see the four four
five, bust my gun and them nah stay alive,
tek ‘way ya son I might tek ‘way your wife,
(and you dun kno say mi a go still ago stab with knife,
tell dem mi nom in nom six,
dem walk with knife when we walk with sticks,
killa man mi ago done some pricks,
done some pricks wid tha M one six,
tell dem (babylon?) seven,
how much gun (wi got?) bust wid da seven
man don't wanna get us wid da seven,
cos ya only gonna get eleven
(something something) eight
bust my gunshot boy at the gate,
wi don't really care it's early or late,
badman man real we nah fake
straight, mi nom i nom i nom nine,
tec wid da nine, SW9, tec nine and a tec nine
boy dem can't dis mi it's fine, if a boy fuck wi mine,
then I get the ten, mac ten,
fi nom i nom ten, tell dem already
nah tell dem again
no problem
))http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aW7NFSGklM
this one dedicated to all badman
whether ya from Manchester or London
whether ya from north London or Brixton
(?) push up in a hand
fi nom i nom two
si flow dan a killa road show
all my brothers are mi roll deep bro
you don't wanna brush or step on wi shoe
you know I say true
mi nom i nom three
put in the Ganja take out the seed
for all a me intelligent people
pon di road side we a smoke weed
yes indeed, thats what we need,
four, one time we talk and nah talk no more
sight dem boy and wi kick off the door
kick of dem door and wi run up wid tha four four
you don't wana see the four four
five, bust my gun and them nah stay alive,
tek ‘way ya son I might tek ‘way your wife,
(and you dun kno say mi a go still ago stab with knife,
tell dem mi nom in nom six,
dem walk with knife when we walk with sticks,
killa man mi ago done some pricks,
done some pricks wid tha M one six,
tell dem (babylon?) seven,
how much gun (wi got?) bust wid da seven
man don't wanna get us wid da seven,
cos ya only gonna get eleven
(something something) eight
bust my gunshot boy at the gate,
wi don't really care it's early or late,
badman man real we nah fake
straight, mi nom i nom i nom nine,
tec wid da nine, SW9, tec nine and a tec nine
boy dem can't dis mi it's fine, if a boy fuck wi mine,
then I get the ten, mac ten,
fi nom i nom ten, tell dem already
nah tell dem again
no problem
Недопохабные стишки.
Типа нашего "Мы пук, мы пук, мы пук цветов нарвали. Насра, насра, нас радует весна".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHhk6o7vw8
Типа нашего "Мы пук, мы пук, мы пук цветов нарвали. Насра, насра, нас радует весна".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHhk6o7vw8
башорг
<NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch
<NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch
Relationship Rules
1. The female makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time
without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document
the rules are not permitted.
4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of
the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious
misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the
male did, said, did not do, or did not say.
7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately
for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any
clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the
misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason
or no reason at all.
9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under
circumstances without the express written consent of the female
which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to
change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules
6, 7, 12, and 13.
10. The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason,
real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which
in her sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to
be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry
or upset. The female may, however, give false or misleading
reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue
or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all
times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties
imposed at the sole discretion of the female.
14. The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any
past incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and
modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to
demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been
wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
15. The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence
to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her
the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he
has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals,
sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or
co-workers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable.
16. If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the
female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviours she wishes
without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human
behaviour.
17. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-
withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defences, reasons,
extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject
please for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some
circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence
of contrition.
1. The female makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time
without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document
the rules are not permitted.
4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of
the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious
misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the
male did, said, did not do, or did not say.
7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately
for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any
clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the
misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason
or no reason at all.
9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under
circumstances without the express written consent of the female
which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to
change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules
6, 7, 12, and 13.
10. The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason,
real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which
in her sole judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to
be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry
or upset. The female may, however, give false or misleading
reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue
or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all
times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties
imposed at the sole discretion of the female.
14. The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any
past incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and
modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to
demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been
wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
15. The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence
to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her
the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he
has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals,
sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or
co-workers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttable.
16. If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the
female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviours she wishes
without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human
behaviour.
17. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-
withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defences, reasons,
extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject
please for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some
circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence
of contrition.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/ ... ec.09.2009
ukase
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for December 09, 2009 is:
ukase • \yoo-KAYSS\ • noun
1 : a proclamation by a Russian emperor or government having the force of law 2 a : a proclamation having the force of law* b : order, command
Example sentence:
"The professor's first instruction to the [playwriting] class was a ukase: Never begin a play with a telephone ringing." (Bruce McCabe, The Boston Globe, June 23, 2000)
Did you know?
English speakers adopted "ukase" more or less simultaneously from French ("ukase") and Russian ("ukaz") in the early 18th century. The word can be traced further back to the Russian verb "ukazat'," meaning "to show" or "to order," and its ultimate source is an ancient root that led to similar words in Latin, Sanskrit, and Old Church Slavic. A Russian ukase was a command from the highest levels of government that could not be disobeyed. But by the early 19th century, English speakers were also using "ukase" generally for any command that seemed to come from a higher authority, particularly one that was final or arbitrary.
*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.
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Ишь ты! Юкейс!
ukase
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for December 09, 2009 is:
ukase • \yoo-KAYSS\ • noun
1 : a proclamation by a Russian emperor or government having the force of law 2 a : a proclamation having the force of law* b : order, command
Example sentence:
"The professor's first instruction to the [playwriting] class was a ukase: Never begin a play with a telephone ringing." (Bruce McCabe, The Boston Globe, June 23, 2000)
Did you know?
English speakers adopted "ukase" more or less simultaneously from French ("ukase") and Russian ("ukaz") in the early 18th century. The word can be traced further back to the Russian verb "ukazat'," meaning "to show" or "to order," and its ultimate source is an ancient root that led to similar words in Latin, Sanskrit, and Old Church Slavic. A Russian ukase was a command from the highest levels of government that could not be disobeyed. But by the early 19th century, English speakers were also using "ukase" generally for any command that seemed to come from a higher authority, particularly one that was final or arbitrary.
*Indicates the sense illustrated in the example sentence.
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Ишь ты! Юкейс!
138: BadBlock:
Хы.
Хы.
Я, б..., отказываюсь это переводить, б... нах!!!
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141: Дед_Ягун:
Поставь себе уже Касперского.
Он на твою ссылку аж криком заходится.
Поставь себе уже Касперского.
Он на твою ссылку аж криком заходится.
140: BadBlock:
ААААА!!!!!111111111111111111111
Сцуко, у меня лицо устало ржать. Теперь блин хрен уснешь!
ААААА!!!!!111111111111111111111
Сцуко, у меня лицо устало ржать. Теперь блин хрен уснешь!
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no money -- no honey) fucking animals))
чёта придавило мультиком))
вчера пол-ночи ржал, сегодня вспомнил ))
чёта придавило мультиком))
вчера пол-ночи ржал, сегодня вспомнил ))
Bush got something wrong with his brain and he went to see a doctor.
After medical examination, doctor told him:
“Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left.”
After medical examination, doctor told him:
“Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left.”
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